Songtext von Count To Ten

You know I love to count to ten So I made this song Everybody knows the words Why don't you sing along CHORUS One, two, three Four, five, six Seven, eight, nine and ten One, two, three Four, five, six Seven, eight, nine and ten Hank was a hockey player He always smiled real nice 'Till he took a nasty cross-check And his teeth spilled on the ice CHORUS Starla is a stripper Workin' all night long She'll rent you her dignity For ten bucks in her thong CHORUS Connor and Katie are Catholics Livin' in Dublin town They don't use no prophylactics 'Cause they make the pontiff frown CHORUS Paris is a party girl You know you'd love to do Count up the diseases That she can give to you CHORUS Barbara has a boyfriend Sees him every night Every time he drops his pants She squeals with delight CHORUS Freddie was a farmer Made his living off the land But now he counts a different way Since the combine caught his hand One, two, three Four, five, six…nine… One, two, three Four, five, six…nine… Kevin drives a cargo van From here to Mexico Bringin' you cheap labor At fifty bucks a throw Uno, dos, tres Cuatro, cinco, seis Siete, ocho, nueve, diez Uno, dos, tres Cuatro, cinco, seis Seven, eight, nine and ten Ten little Mexicans In the back of Kevin's van Kevin's goin' back again For the Mexicans' ten friends Seven, eight, nine and ten