Songtext von Grandma's Christmas Dinner

We piled the family in the SUV on Christmas Day And headed off to Grandma's house, one hundred miles away 'Cause Grandma cooked a great big Christmas dinner for us all She's done it every single year since I was very small Now, all her life, our Grandma's always been a bit confused Forgetting where she parked the car, and wearing mismatched shoes We thought that it was cute at first, but lately she's been getting worse The final straw was we saw the dinner she produced This Christmas, Grandma cooked the dog This Christmas, Grandma cooked the dog She crammed him full of yams and served him up with mashed potatoes This Christmas, Grandma cooked the dog Uncle Al threw up, and Auntie Patty screamed with fright But I was really starving, so I snuck a tiny bite That yappy little bastard used to drive the family mad But with some chestnut stuffing on the side, he's not half-bad! This Christmas, Grandma cooked the dog This Christmas, Grandma cooked the dog Turns out that Chardonnay's the perfect wine with Cocker Spaniel This Christmas, Grandma cooked the dog This Christmas, Grandma cooked the dog This Christmas, Grandma cooked the dog We don't know where the cat is-but dessert is on its way… This Christmas, Grandma cooked the dog