Songtext von Other Places Jimmy Hoffa Isn't

We don't know where Jimmy Hoffa is, just where he is not He's not in a bathrobe in my basement, sleeping on a cot He's not in a blue vest at the Wal*Mart Saying "hi," and handing out the carts But he just might be beneath the parking lot We don't know where the labor leader lies, but he's not lying here He's not at the top of the Eiffel Tower or under Britney Spears He's not at the state fair kissing booth Or buried deep inside the Louvre 'cause that's somebody else-or so we hear Couldn't say where he is, only where he isn't He's not getting bitchslapped by Jack Bauer or breaking his brother out of prison He's not one of the Wiggles Or jumping 'round on Oprah Winfrey And he's not the backup point guard for the Pistons ¿Dónde esta señor Hoffa? Él no está aquí He's not in Louisiana with a banjo on his knee He's not a roadie for the Dixie Chicks He's not playing lead guitar for Styx Because that's Tommy Shaw, who kicks ass when he does "Renegade" And Hoffa couldn't play those licks, we guarantee