Songtext von Howdon Aldi Death Queue

Get off the metro now! Rule Britannia Marmalade and jam Get me off this party bus I'm off to kill 'ya Nan, whey! I got a letter from the NHS It said it's here for twelve weeks Or twelve weeks or summat I'm twenty-five going on ninety-five Yeah I'm twenty-five going on ninety-five And I wanna die In a Howdon Aldi death queue In a Howdon Aldi death queue In a Howdon Aldi death queue Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah Keep your distance Woah woah woah woah woah That's less than two metres Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah Keep your distance I said woah woah woah woah That's less than two fucking metres In a Howdon Aldi death queue In a Howdon Aldi death queue In a Howdon Aldi death queue Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah Keep your distance Woah woah woah woah woah That's less than two metres (two metres)