Songtext von Knocked 'em in the old kent road

Last week down our alley came a toff Nice old geezer with a nasty cough Sees my missus, takes his topper off In a very gentlemanly way "Wot cher!" all the neighbors cried "Who yer gonna meet, Bill Have yer bought the street, Bill"? Laugh! I thought I should've died Knocked 'em in the Old Kent Road Every evenin' at the stroke of five Me and the missus takes a little drive You'd say, "Wonderful they're still alive" If you saw that little donkey go When we starts the blessed donkey stops He won't move, so out I quickly lops Pals start whackin' him, when down he drops Someone says he wasn't made to go "Wot cher!" all the neighbors cried "Who yer gonna meet, Bill Have yer bought the street, Bill"? Laugh! I thought I should've died Knocked 'em in the Old Kent Road