Songtext von Santa Claus Is Sick

Santa claus is sick Last night he drank too much Its his goddamned nagging wife Mrs. claus is a muther-humpin bitch Oooh no! no no no no! Ho ho ho ho! Santa claus is sick Last night he screwed a dirty old whore Too fucked up to wear a rubber Now theres a pussing shanker on his dick Santa claus is sick Santa claus is sick So this christmas itchy is coming Hes gonna shit on your living room floor Instead of leaving a cheap plastic toy Santa claus is sick Santa claus is sick I am a retard (is that you, dad?) Oooh no! no no no no! Ho ho ho ho! Santa claus is sick Santa claus is sick