Songtext von Anything Goes

Tie a couple lassos around those tits Pour syrup on her ass like she's chicken and grits Make her wear a mask like Nikki Sixx Bring a german shepherd on into the mix Yeah! Anything goes! Anything goes! Paint your fucking cock like a barber pole Send a GoPro up your own butthole Dress your bitch up like a butch marine Give her 50 push ups while she rolls her bean Yeah! Anything goes! I say anything goes! Break out the whips Candle wax Chains and weed whackers Baby don't hold back! Anything goes! Anything goes! Fuck you from behind Fuck you from below Fuck you from up above But anything goes with other bitches too So baby don't fall in love Tattoo unicorns on your shaven balls Bang a hot midget at Niagara Falls Steal a Saturn 5 and fuck an astronaut Zero G anal and weightless cumshots Anything goes! Fucking anything goes! Break out the tanks Hand grenades Minus Charlie Sheen Cuz I don't want AIDS Anything goes! Baby anything goes! Honey anything goes! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fucking monkey fuckers, say anything goes!