Songtext von Trichinosis

Oh my darling I sure loved that meal Though I could still taste the pig squeal Now I'm weak and losing focus I think you gave me trichinosis Trichinosis is little worms that dig And burrow through your body after you eat raw pig I love you hon but can't help but notice That you gave me trichinosis By candlelight I ate that pork I couldn't see danger on my fork Oh if you do love me completely Never again feed me food that will eat me Now I feel kinda strange inside like I'm in an apartment With tenants I just can't seem to evict They're having a party and I'm the buffet I love you darling but I'd be lying If I didn't tell you this was eating me up inside