Songtext von Government Issue Bathroom Tissue

Government Issue Bathroom Tissue Well the old man never liked to work The very thought of it drove him berzerk He said the workin' man ain't nothin' but a fool He said he'd never punch the clock He'd punch his boss and then he'd walk He'd be damned before he'd ever lift a tool So with the help from some of his veteran friends He sent some letters to some Congressmen He'd check our box everyday for a reply Well first they sent a government letter Then the things they sent started gettin' better And now you can see we're livin' far and wide Chorus: 'Cause we got government issue bathroom tissue Five pound blocks of cheese and powdered milk piled in the hall U.S. Army surplus jeeps, big bags of beans, donated sheep And so many God-damned food stamps that they're piled up wall to wall (Yeah we got it all...y'all) So if you're the type that don't like to work Wanna sit around your house like a lazy jerk Then listen real careful to my daddy's plan Yeah come up with a story real pathetic And write it down real poetic Then send it to everybody in Congress, man Chorus: They'll give you government issue bathroom tissue Five pound blocks of cheese and powdered milk piled in the hall U.S. Army surplus jeeps, big bags of beans, donated sheep And so many God-damned food stamps that they're piled up wall to wall