Songtext von Opening Night

USHERETTE #1 & #2: Opening night... It's opening night! It's Max Bialystock's latest show Will it flop or will it go? The cast is taking its final bow Here comes the audience now The doors are open: they're on their way... Let's hear what they have to say! FIRST NIGHTERS: He's done it again He's done it again Max Bialystock has done it again! We can't believe it You can't conceive it... MAN FIRST NIGHTER: How'd he achieve it? FIRST NIGHTERS: It's the worst show in town! We sat there sighing Groaning and crying There's no denying It's the worst show in town! WOMEN FIRST NIGHTERS: Oh, we wanted to stand up and hiss... MEN FIRST NIGHTERS: We've seen shit... FIRST NIGHTERS: But never like this! Max Bialystock has done it again! The songs were rotten The book was stinkin' What he did to Shakespeare Booth did to Lincoln! We couldn't leave faster... USHERETTE #1 & #2: What a disaster! FIRST NIGHTERS & USHERETTES: We are still in shock Who produced this shlock? That slimey, sleazy Max Bialystock What a bum!!