Songtext von Non Dairy Creamer

They call it KFC 'Cause it's not really chicken Hot chettos for breakfast Make a young student sick and Did you ever think someone's trickin' you... you, you, you? And the guy in the pulpit Is a biggit and a lie Some kid walks into my school and opens fire Heard any good jokes lately? 'Cause we sure do need 'em My punk band's called Operation Iraqi Freedom What's it gonna be? Are you real to me? Or are you non dairy... creamer? A new love is burning up with me 'Cause 1 in 4 American girls has an STD. And you can buy yourself some implants But you can't buy a soul that never launched (2x)With your chest pumped out What are you so afraid about? (2x)What are you so afraid of? What's it gonna be? Are you real to me? Or are you non dairy... creamer? And two gay guys got married And brought the family to its knees How did they blow us to smithereens Just a couple of queens How did they do it I'll tell you now They brought marriage to an end And I've found myself some culprits It's two young gay... REPUBLICANSSSS Young gay republicansss Young gay republicansss Young gay republicansss What's it gonna be? Are you real to me? Or are you non dairy... creamer? (4x)Mission Accomplished