If I Had a Gun lyrics

Would I Be Amused Would You Be Impressed Knowing That I Had the Power To Put a Hole Into Your Chest? When the Kids Are Crying After the Welfare Check's Been Spent Would I Rob a Licquor Store To Get Money For the Rent? If I Had a Gun...if I Had a Gun Would I Start Smoking Marlboros? Would I Stop Smoking Kents? Would I Gain Some New Respect? Would I Gain Some Confidence? Would I Suddenly Go Crazy And Shoot My Family And See Myself Years Later On Some Crime Show On Tv If I Had a Gun? Would I Wear It in a Holster? Would I Keep It Concealed? Would I Put It On the Table Everytime That I'm Misdealed? When I Hear a Nearby Gunshot When I'm Up At Night Alone Would I Feel a Little Safer Here in My Urban Home If I Had a Gun?