Gear Bustin' Sort Of a Feller lyrics

Five hundred miles to Memphis Tennessee How in the (grrr) am I gonna make it there by three You'd better move over when you hear this disel beller I'm a double clutchin' scale jumpin' mile makin' tail Gatin' dollar dodgin' line crossin' coffee drinkin' pin ballin' Jack knifin' fog timin' wind jammin' lake runnin' Gear bustin' sort of a feller There's a pretty little waitress at a truck stop in Birmingham But I went away and that really throws a monkey wrench in her plans It's really gonna break her heart when I have to tell her next time baby I'm a double clutchin' scale jumpin' mile makin' tail Gatin' dollar dodgin' line crossin' coffee drinkin' pin ballin' Jack knifin' fog timin' wind jammin' lake runnin' Gear bustin' sort of a feller That siren holdin' me up half an hour He's a pokin' along with two hundred eighty horse power You'd better mover over when you hear this disel beller Cause I'm a double clutchin' scale jumpin' mile makin' tail Gatin' cop dodgin' line crossin' coffee drinkin' pin ballin' Jack knifin' fog timin' wind jammin' lake runnin' Gear bustin' sort of a feller Dad blame site seers get off the road I gotta be in Alanta by 8:30 What's that man doin' on a tractor you son of Saturdary afternoon drivers