Original lyrics
ENPRETTY LITTLE MONGO
EVERYBODY WANTS HER TOILET
SAME OLD STORY
SHE WON'T LET NOBODY NEAR IT
THE WAY SHE TEASES THEM
IT'S SUCH A SHAME
SHE'S GOT ALL THE HUBOONS
CRYING OUT HER NAME
SOO BAWLS SOO BAWLS
SHE'S GOT EM HOWLING
SHE'S GOT EM GROWLING
SOO BAWLS SOO BAWLS
SHE'S GOT EM GOING CLEAN OUT OF THEIR MINDS
SOO BAWLS SOO BAWLS
THERE AIN'T A MAN IN TOWN WHO WOULDN'T
HAVE HER FOR HIS DAUGHTER
THEYS ALL TRADE THEIR BRAINS FOR
ONE TASTE OF HER TOILET WATER
1-2-3-4 TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT SHE WORE
THEY'RE ALL TRYING HARD TO CALL HER UP
BUT HER PHONE'S BEEN DISCONNECTED
SINCE SHE SOLD HER BUTT
