Living On A Couch lyrics

I'm living on a couch, and you didn't think when I moved in that I would eat all of your food. Play all day with my pets. I'll help them make a mess. If you're not careful, I'll turn your house into a zoo. Because I'm a scavenger living on a couch. You go to work all day and I make a mess of your house. My back might hurt sometimes. I'm living on a couch. My brother calls me a geek bird, a lazy bum, a scavenger. He said I never worked a single day in my whole life. Roll out of bed around noon because my belly needs some more food. Sit and think to myself that this is the life. Because I'm a scavenger living on a couch. You go to work all day and I make a mess of your house. My back might hurt sometimes, I'm living on a couch.