Buy Me A Drink lyrics

Well there's a bar stool here with my name written on it Won't you go and buy me a drink? I've been waiting it's a long time coming Been a long time coming I think The TV's on, they sing a song 'bout how they'll be here 'fore long But I don't pay attention baby, though I'm not about to tell you they're wrong Well there's a bar stool here with my name written on it Won't you go and save me a seat? I haven't been here in while, but it doesn't matter I've got a hundred receipts From all the Jack that I've drank, all the food I've thrown up It's on the minds of the people you see They'll tell you stories whether they're true or not, they're always So entertaining for me 'Cause it's a long life ahead of us from this morning on