I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant lyrics

I was on my way to turn in illegal aliens to the ins And your stupid fucking dog was barking at me It sounded like a singer from a gay death metal band I wanted to kick it in the fucking face I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant After i beat the fucking shit out of it I wanted to throw it through your fucking window But i needed money to buy some more whiskey So i sold it to a chinese restaurant I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant I sold your dog to a chinese restaurant Your family ordered pu pu platter You didn't know what you were eating It was your fucking gay faithful dog While you were at the restaurant i lit your house on fire