Whatever Happened to Eddy lyrics

Well what the hell happened to Eddy Has he done climed on the wagon for the haul It ain't like him headin' home half drunk When we ain't out of alcohol Well whatever happened to Eddy He use to be the keeper of the torch She must have it rared back and ready 'Cause he's the first dog on the porch I wonder what happened to Eddy Like a parrot in a cage We sure do miss our ol' Eddy Since he stared actin' his age Well whatever happened to Eddy He use to be the keeper of the torch She must have it rared back and ready 'Cause he's the first dog on the porch