Unlicensed Hall Monitor lyrics

There’s a guy with a search history darker than a sea trench telling you how to live Closet, crawlspace, and attic full of skeletons A grown man who can’t handle his life for shit A scummy fraud who wants to be your boss, can’t handle his shit Seen’m before There’s always one He’s hard to miss A born asshole Keeping tabs on Running tattle On the people making things There’s a guy in a group chat with klansmen telling you how to live Just a matter of time till he’s the one twisting in the wind But man it makes me sick to sing this