Don't Press Me lyrics

I'm not shocked, it happens all the time Just don't touch my gaming mouse August, new memory month A universal message of peace You are always fighting me You are always stressin' me out, don't press me You press me Don't press me Hunt, steal and cheat, why not? Wet, cold, hard, flat, it's my big boy candle All I could afford was a gaming mouse So don't touch my gaming mouse, you rat