Elected lyrics

I'm the jewel of the pulpit never let it be known I'm taking extra precautions slipping down the middle for the five hundredth time I could explode a campus bottle and make it stop on a dime ow ow! I'm the electric shock elect a perpetual but I implacidly reject sue so so around me having stretched out the cue oh well I think it's kinda neat so I fought for it for you ow ow! elect elect