Zombie Groundhog War lyrics

This is a public service announcement. Let’s go to our reporter live on the scene. Yes, I’m here on the scene of some horrible event. Here comes the sole survivor. Sir, sir, what is it that you saw? War… zombie groundhog war War… zombie groundhog war Why did you have to dig under my house? Now you’re undead, digging forever War… zombie groundhog war War… zombie groundhog war Their numbers are growing, they’ll never stop Their thirsting for brains underground and up top War… zombie groundhog war War… zombie groundhog war There is no hope, they broke down my door A zombie groundhog popped up through my floor War… zombie groundhog war War… zombie groundhog war I slipped away, jump out the window Now I am here, to try to warn you all about the War… zombie groundhog war War… zombie groundhog war War… zombie groundhog war War… please do not panic. Help is waiting outside. Please go in an orderly fashion and we’ll get you to a safe zone.