Letra de Gimme A Bed Or Gimme A Bullet

We crossed the border into the lovely land of Spain We're looking for one thing and it ain't rain on the plain This tour's been brutal and we need some sweet relief But no one thought the slope would be so fucking steep Gimme a bed or gimme a bullet Times are low but dontcha think we know it We're high as fuck I hope we don't blow it So gimme a bed or gimme a bullet We slide behind the bar. . . the first batch goes right down Now Dan-o's at the DJ booth and he's chopping up the mound Next it's the girls' room where we all decide to meet Why is he so fucking tall? He's on the toilet seat We got caught in a storm A snowstorm in Benidorm It's not outta the norm for the creatures there Somos borrachos. . . machos gazpachos We're high as fuck but we don't care! Steve's outside rambling while I'm hiding under the sheets Dan-o's in a taxicab squirming in his seat Ben's probably snoozing cuz he did not partake In the copious pile of that unholy flake It's almost noontime and I still can't get no rest I've got a mine field exploding in my chest I stumble outside and lo what do I see Our van's a-rocking. . . yeah, it's Mister Connery