Letra de Cool Whip

Don't know much about birds and bees About your cats and your mysterious appointments Wondered where you coulda ducked outta sight Deal with all your appointments Hangin on your arm last night Checking out, don't go checking out! Cool whip, oh oh oh That tops it off We think you better cool it Cool Whip, oh oh oh That tops it off We think you better cool it down! Seen it happen a hundred times Its like a trap, or going off to jail Remember Ken and the girl who wrote "The Men"? Well she got fat, and now they're living in a trailer Your checking out, don't go checking out! Cool whip, oh oh oh That tops it off We think you better cool it Cool Whip, oh oh oh That tops it off We think you better cool it down! Got your pick of any girl in the world I aint no sissy, but you could do much better In brooklyn, I'm the only one who's a mirror No little girl is gonna tell me what to do! You need to have your little fun with the boys Out drinking on a friday, Kick some ass and play some poker Your sayin shit that dont sound too cool Like lovey dovey hunny bunny Give us all a break dude Your checkin out Cool Whip, oh oh oh Cool Whip, oh oh oh Cool Whip, oh oh oh Cool Whip, oh oh oh That tops it off We think you better cool it down