Letra de If Tommy Duncan's Voice Was Booze

Once I had a rowdy streak Wilder than a Texas game Throwin' 'em down in old Fort Worth town And wakin' in the Waco jail I been sober fifteen years I walk a real straight line But if Tommy Duncan's voice was booze I'd stay drunk all the time If I was a Gulf Coast voodoo queen I'd make you fall in love with me If I was a hound I'd track you on down And put you up a live oak tree If standin' me up cost you one cent Then I'd have a Yankee dime And if Tommy Duncan's voice was booze I'd stay drunk all the time If I had an old cast iron stove I'd whip us up a rhubarb pie With berries and cream Wouldn't that be a dream? Then I could lay right down and die And if I had a time machine I'd set it to thirty-nine And if Tommy Duncan's voice was booze I'd stay drunk all the time All the time All the time And if Tommy Duncan's voice was booze I'd stay drunk all the time And if Tommy Duncan's voice was booze I'd stay drunk all the time