Letra de Buoy

He showed up Brighter than a buoy Slicker than a submarine Bonnie as a berry Cuter than a kidney bean She was struck Dumber than a detour Quicker than a pistol shot Revving like a motor Hotter than a parking lot And his eyes Beckon like a lighthouse Sparkle like a foreign grin Promising a welcome Warmer than a muffin tin So she went Righteous as a missionary Hopeful as a ballot box Cautious as a coal canary Wily as a winter fox But he ran Crazy as a hatter Panicked like a pot to boil Hissing like an adder Spitting like a vat of oil And her heart Fell out of her chest and split Scattered like a house of cards Now anyone who touches it Cuts their knuckles on the shards Now she lives Out in Arizona Lonely as a single shoe Tougher than a tortoise Sadder than a coffin crew But what fool Keeps hanging on to something After it has fell apart? Hey you Send it to the warehouse Get yourself another heart