Letra de Christmas Time At My House

Lutefisk boiling on da stove Italians at the door They spill a pan of meatballs All over martha's floor Uncle heikki slips on them And starts a great big fight It's christmas time at my house It's gonna be some night 2. the kids are on a sugar buzz They just won't go to bed They got the latest video games Dancing in their heads They spotted uncle bruno Snoozing next to me They popped out his false teeth And hung 'em on the tree Chorus: Christmas time food and wine Family friend and foe We celebrate his birthday By spending all our dough Now were broke and happy And full of christmas cheer It's just to bad that christmas time Comes only once a year 3. the mother-in-laws been drinking From a jug of dago red She's dancing on the table With her bloomers on her head The ministers on the organ Playing rock around the clock He tries to give a sermon but He's just to drunk to talk 4. the brother-in-law plays santa clause He's digging in his sack The kids are shoving nickels Down his big butt crack He jumps up to chase them And his pants fall to his knees He trips on uncle bruno And he totals out the tree (repeat chorus)