Letra de January's Here

In Arpil I waited for the Easter Bunny And when He came it sure felt funny In July I stayed up waiting for George Washington Who spilt his seed prematurely on my thumb And in October the Jack-o-Lantern came by And made my bedroom smell like pumpkin pie November was exciting but all my friends were shocked When I slept with all the Pilgrims of Plymouth Rock And in December, Santa put me to the test But I did what he said and I quickly got undressed Now it's January and I'm pressed up to the window pane Wishing and hoping but is it all in vain? It's January, Jesus, January's here When will you show up and pop me in the rear? Jesus, having sex with you is never scary But please don't make me do it with Joseph and Mary!