Letra de Cosmopolitanitis

You're the next big thing, future superstar If you trick them about how smart you are Hope they'll forget about the hole in your head If you flash them the hole between your legs "I've got no inspiration I need my inspiration" All men are bastards but you want to lose weight You have to bring up everything that you ate You need to wear the latest clothes and designs And use expensive creams to vanish your lines "I've got no inspiration I need my inspiration" All you really want is money and fame You're not as modest as the rest in this game Everything that you do brings the rest of us down Everything that you do brings the rest of us down Everything that you do brings the rest of us down Everything that you do brings the rest of us down Everyone loves you, well that's what they all say Funny how you've got friends now you're getting paid A famous boyfriend - cameo in a film You're fucking directors to build your CV "I've got no inspiration I need my inspiration" You're so great, wish I had someone like you are Oh hold on, no I don't because you're an arse Everything that you do brings the rest of us down Everything that you do brings the rest of us down Everything that you do brings the rest of us down Everything that you do brings the rest of us down No amount of rectal chemicals Can make you look more natural Your face looks just like Barbie Cos all you eat is dick and celery Your paycheque - astronomical No mental - perfect physical They sell you because you're perfect But you're empty, was it all worth it? And now you're older and they've thrown you away