Letra de Peter Brady

Don't you see that people Will like you for who you are 'Cause life is like a sitcom A senior prom And I'm OK and you're ok Grade A, 10-4, roger Over and out Listen up - check it out There's something ugly inside of you There's a big empty hole there inside of you There's something creepy crawling on your brain There's something in you It's red, white and blue inside of you As long as you don't have Lots of zits or small tits Or crooked teeth Then you won't be a freak, a wildebeaste And people won't tape signs onto your back Or beat the crap out of you Or ignore your sorry ass See, there's something vapid inside of you There's a sweet little robot inside of you So take off that silly mustache Don't be a baby, there's a Pete Brady inside of you Boy, I really learned a lot today! ONE: You act your age TWO: You don't try to be something you're not THREE: You find out in advance What restaurant your mom and dad are going to And go someplace else