Letra de B Or Not A B

B or not a B? That is the question. Whether 'tis the second letter of the alphabet, or some other merry letter. (He raises the letter B and gazes upon it) B or not a B? This letter doth have a stiff, straight back. And the word "back" begineth with B! B or not a B? This letter doth have two bumps in the front. And I reckon the word "bump" begineth with B! Zoons, the word "begineth" begineth with B! If "begineth" be a word. Now, by my sword, I declare, B or not a B, 'tis B! Good night, sweet B. (He kisses the lucky letter B!)