Letra de You're Pitiful

My life is brilliant What, was I too early Oh, sorry, should I? Do you want to start over, or? Keep going, okay, now? Now? My life is brilliant Your life's a joke You're just pathetic You're always broke Your homemade Star Trek uniform Really ain't impressin' me You're sufferin' from delusions of adequacy You're pitiful You're pitiful You're pitiful, it's true Never had a date That you couldn't inflate And you smell repulsive, too What a bummer bein' you Well, you just can't dance And forget romance Everybody you know still calls ya Farty pants But you'll always have a job Well, I mean As long as you still can work that Slurpie machine You're pitiful You're pitiful You're pitiful, it's true You're half undressed Eating chips off your chest While you're playin' Halo 2 No one's classier than you La-la-la-la La-la-la-la La-la-la-la loser You're pitiful You're pitiful You're pitiful, it's true Your dog would much rather Play fetch by itself You still live with your mom and you're 42 Guess you'll never grow a clue Well, it just sucks to be you