Letra de Flip Flops

(JP Productions) I can’t find my shoes so I'm wearing flip flops You use peanut butter and I use jelly You got heat but I got an AC You got cable and I got Netflix You got Cheez-Its, well, I got Chex Mix Tried to punch a wall 'cause I thought I was Superman But I am not, I'm Fanboy and Chum Chum I gave you a dollar 'cause I thought you was a bum Tried to go Super Saiyan, I turned into Krillin I'm like Doofenshmirtz but I'm not a villain I used to think Caillou was a monk And I used to think Little Bill was a Milk Dud Got an air bed but there’s no air in it You thought that you was slick, we all seen you eating spinach We seen you taking bottles out the trash can Tried to be a superhero but I was like Kick-Ass Showed my car into somebody house, I took the wrong turn I don’t like carpet, last time, I got a rug burn I tried to hang with a rabbit on Easter But I hung out with some crocodiles I can’t find my shoes so I'm wearing flip flops You use peanut butter and I use jelly You got heat but I got an AC You got cable and I got Netflix You got Cheez-Its, well, I got Chex Mix Tried to punch a wall 'cause I thought I was Superman