Original lyrics
ENAsh,
Cheryl, i'm really getting tired of you trying to kill me… you see this?
This is my boomstick! it's a 12 gage, double barrel, brimington.
S-marts top of the line!
You can find this in the sporting goods department!
That's right, this sweet baby was made right here in grandrapids, michigan.
Retails about a hundred and nine, ninety-five.
It's got a wallnut stolk, coalball blue steal and a hair trigger.
That's right…shop smart! shop s-mart! ya' got that!?
Cheryl,
I'll swallow your soul!
Ash,
Swollow this!
