White Male Problems lyrics

Pale white boy in front of the computer With dilated pupils, catatonic eyes Thinking 'bout the future No reason to go, no reason to stay No shower today Rat race, fake flix, ship to go, stream away Not today Middle age crisis, PC analyzing Anal hemorroids, glad to annoy Boredom at work, loneliness at home Dreaming unnemployed Cripto shit, shit unboxed No future, no fate Penis size, happy farm, prescription day Have a nice day Pale white boy in front of the computer With dilated pupils, catatonic eyes Thinking 'bout the future No reason to go, no reason to stay No shower today Rat race, fake flix, ship to go, stream away Not today Middle age crisis, PC analyzing Anal hemorroids, glad to annoy Boredom at work, loneliness at home Dreaming unnemployed Cripto shit, shit unboxed No future, no fate Penis size, happy farm, prescription day Have a nice day