Fast Food Diet lyrics

Have no money but I have a plan Not so funny I gotta scam Home cooked meals are not for me I gotta eat out tonight, can't you see Jack in the Box, Dairy Queen, Pizza Hut, Burger King, Taco Bell, 7-11, Foster Freeze, Baskin Robbins I'm on a fast food diet, I need that greasy diet On a fast food diet, maybe you should try it Mom works late so she won't cook She wants me to read the recipe book Shine that mom, give me some money Betty Crocker's way too funny.