Drinking And Dressing Up lyrics

Fashion and glitter Make mine a pint of bitter Beautiful child I'm drinking half of mild You yeah you help me Drinking and dressing up Neckscarves and white spats Ashtrays and ripped up beermats You wear your bonnet I'll sip my gin and tonic You yeah you help me Drinking and dressing up No point in thinking I'll carry on my drinking You've got no dress sense Two pints for 98 pence You yeah you You cause distress in me