Original lyrics
ENI just bought an airplane
I'm fillin' it with fuel
I'm loadin' up my cargo
I'm the fuzz pedal mule
Plug into the lightning
And turn it up to 10
I know it's kinda frightning
You might never play again
Woo!
Yeah, I'm here for personal
Those bags are socks!
I just crossed the border
They didn't see a thing
I burned all of their tonewood
And I clipped every string
These tones are illegal
Bow before my chords
I make it sound evil
You know I'm the riff lord!
(Riff!)