Trick Or Treat lyrics

I've got a special bag of candy for you kids I've got a special bag of candy here! It's full of all kinds of handy dandy thingamajigs And it's free, once a year I got a special bag of candy for you kids Come get a caramel apple or a fig A gerbil I named Tommy, a phone charger for your mommy Some pastrami and salami and a wig, à la mode Won't someone please trick-or-treat at my house It's Halloween, Halloween! I've got a special bag of candy for you kids I've got a special bag of candy here! It's full of all kind of handy dandy thingamajigs And it's safe, have no fear I've got a special bag of candy for you kids Come get a discount coupon on some pogs You don't need to forage I got oranges and porridge A refinance for your mortgage and a dog, à la mode Won't someone please trick-or-treat It's Halloween, Halloween! I've got a special bag of candy here!