Asparagus (Can You Guess What I Ate?) lyrics

Don't like the texture or the taste This vegetable is such a waste It makes my pee smell so bad This is the worst food I ever had Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus! Don't steam or fry it, or microwave There's no way to cook it to make me crave Don't ever put it on my plate Asparagus I really hate! Can you guess what I ate? Asparagus!