Paroles de The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over

[Adam Sandler]: And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop. [Cop]: Do you realize how fast you were going sir? {Excited Southerner]: Yes..yes I do...and uh there is an explanation for that...first of all..let me start off by saying...I...I...I...I...I...you...you...you... you...work very hard...and I do respect what you do...protectin and uh servin...I...I...I...speedometer...got the...lead foot...you got the radar gun...not reliable...I...I...got the diarrhea...got to...get home..for the...whoo...it...uh...it pregnant wife...she's at the hospital right now...giving birth to twins...I gotta get there...got...the guy next to me was...going faster than me....just keeping up...with the traffic...my cousin's....also a state trooper...in New Jersey...maybe you could talk to...a tree branch was...covering the speed limit sign...with a...and a truck was tailgating me...I just hope... [Cop]: