Paroles de Elmo's Last Laugh

No Teletubby with a dildo on his head No Pee Wee Herman jerking off when Jambi says No purple dinosaur dancing with the Prozac kids No Eureeka's Castle who gives a shit No more Zoe or that blue fucking Spanish freak No more Baby Bear I can't stand the way that he speaks No more Elmo talking in third person Laughing like an asshole Talking in third person You ruined a legacy Everything was just fine without you You are the enemy Of the 80's and the early 90's youth The puppeteers tripped on LSD Cookie Monster never gave a fuck about obesity The Count gave into his OCD Big Bird Bert and Ernie questioned their own sexuality Aworld corrupted by "tickle me" Makes my ears bleed Elmo must die C is for cookie that's good enough for me O is for Oscar we like our Muppets mean D is for deathbed where Elmo sleeps eternally S is for the seams that we tear apart so violently You ruined a legacy Everything was just fine without you Who died and made you king Jim Henson must be turning in his grave Car fifty-four we're gonna need a stretcher and a sewing kit Brought immediately to 1-2-3 Sesame Street The cause of death suffocation by Snuffleupagas Yip yip yip yip yip yip uh huh uh huh Yip yip yip yip yip yip uh huh uh huh uh huh