Paroles de If George Strait Starts Dancin'

Every time a country awards show comes on my TV I'm forced to put up with some choreography I really like She*Daisy and Sara Evans is mighty fine But I prefer my country music without all that bump and grind So Shania put some clothes on Stop prancin' all around And Mark Miller I get dizzy watching you spin with Sawyer Brown Even Jo Dee Messina's shaking her hips and all of her red But if George Strait starts dancing somebody shoot me in the head Well you never saw Hank Jr. do the electric bugaloo And I can't see Merle Haggard moonwalking in his boots Now Faith Hill is a diva and she can shake her bootyful thing But I prefer my country singers to just hold real still and sing So Kenny Chesney keep your hat on Quit trying to get down You don't see Brad Paisley sugar footin like James Brown (Hey...I want to get in too) Even the Dixie Chicks got their groove on and Earl's dead But if George Strait starts dancing somebody shoot me in the head Last night I had a bad dream that country was going pop I seen Alan Jackson break dancing while McGraw did the robot So Trace Adkins put one glove on if you're gonna dance like that You move like Michael Jackson but you wear a cowboy hat (Hee Hee) Now I don't much agree with what Lee Ann Womack said So if George Strait Starts dancin somebody shoot me in the head If George Strait Starts dancin somebody shoot me in the head