Paroles de Seaside Lament (Sand)

Baby always wanted to spend the day at the beach But I'd be just as happy if the seaside were well out of reach Sure, I like the sun and the little beach town And I'm a good enough swimmer that I'll never drown And I always come back with a tan but wearin' a frown But I don't like sand Sand down my pants My baby complained that we never went to the shore She finally convinced me to go, but I won't anymore I stayed in the car and watched a portable T.V. My baby got mad and ran on down to the sea She came back with a bucket and a shovel and she came after me And she put sand Sand down my pants Ooh, it's gritty in Surf City I just can't shake it until I'm naked You know it makes my Speedos crunch like Doritos I got shifting dunes in my Fruit of the Looms My baby put sand Sand down my- Little Surfer Girl went and found someone new The lesson is learned; don't let it happen to you But when I get lonely for her, there's something I do I just put sand Sand down my pants