Paroles de Drinkin'Up Christmas

Went out to a Christmas party Had a fifth of coke-bacardi Saw a Santa Claus in red With an aching head. But he wasn't very merry In fact he was kinda scary Ho-ho-hell Was all he said He took a drink And then another two Beneath the sink I've seen him turning blue And in the wake He thought the chimney had the flu Screaming like a drunken Ebeneezer Scrooge I'm drinking up Christmas! Cause I got no job, I'm a Lazy Slob yeah I'm Drinking' up Christmas! Tell your dad and mom that I came to rob them A Holiday hero yeah but I'm a zero with yule tide cheer-O I'm drinking up Christmas! Tonight, alright! He's making a list And checking The kids that he feels like wrecking As he stumbles through the night All pink and white And it was just get going But then when the buh's start blowing Challenged Frosty to a fight He said come on I got a gift for you So bring it on! I'll make you black and blue A little song I think that Santa Claus is through And he got a nose as red as you know who I'm drinking up Christmas! Cause I got no job, I'm a Lazy Slob yeah I'm Drinking' up Christmas! Tell your dad and mom that I came to rob them A Holiday hero yeah but I'm a zero with yule tide cheer-O I'm drinking up Christmas! Tonight, alright!