Paroles de The Night I Punched Russell Crowe

Here's a little story about someone that you know he was a right famous fella by the name of Russell Crowe I was workin' at a pub and he was smokin at the bar and that's a crime as you all know in Cal-if-orn-ia so I sidled up the rail, right to where he stood said, sorry Mr. Crowe as nicely as I could You'll have to put that out now throw it on the floor and if you don't I'll have to kick you out...show you to the door He squared right up to me somewhat in surprise Then he narrowed up his gaze shot me daggers with his eyes "If you think you're man enough, go ahead" he said I was scared for me live so I dalked him in the head The closest I've come to ending up dead was the night that I punched Russell Crowe The Gladiator in the head. He lifted up his hands put them to his nose blood was running through his fingers dripping on his clothes His bodyguards ran up, "get him!" shouted Crowe "Run!", cried Chucky, "run! and don't stop until you get to Mexico!" The closest I've come to ending up dead was the night that I punched Russell Crowe The Gladiator in the head. The closest I've come to being dead was the night that I punched Russell Crowe The Gladiator in the head. You can't hit me I'm he Cinderella Man, I'm the Master and Commander, I'm Australian You can't hit me, don't you know I'm dangerous I am the outlaw Ben Wade...I AM MAXIMUS!