Paroles de Opening Theme

Terrible Tudors, gorgeous Georgians Slimy Stuarts, vile Victorians Woeful wars, ferocious fights Dingy castles, daring knights Horrors that defy description Cut-throat Celts, awful Egyptians Vicious Vikings, cruel crime Punishments from ancient times Romans, rotten, rank and ruthless Cavemen, savage, fearsome, toothless Groovy Greeks, brainy sages Mean and measly Middle Ages Gory stories, we do that And your host, a talking rat The past is no longer a mystery Welcome to Horrible Histories