Paroles de Feminine Touch

I delivered the orders from your last Stanley Party Though I got some strange looks at the doors And I cancelled our subscription to the Ladies Home Journal And told Avon not to call anymore Men have no need for magazines they don't read For perfume and powder and such Me and the house and everything in it Have lost the feminine touch The clock by our bed just gave up and stopped ticking And the flowers on the mantel have died The dust is gettin' deep on everything but the ceiling And I've lost all my home owner's pride Bottles are made from the bar to the bedroom I've turned inside things for a crutch Me and the house and everything in it Have lost the feminine touch Girl I sure miss your feminine touch