Paroles de Alligator

Alligator snapped me up again Giant tarantula crawling down my leg Could it get any better? The story is perfectly sound Falling down seven flights of stairs Pulling out my hair Could it get any better? The story is perfectly sound Ten-foot wave could just drag me down Getting lost, wrong part of the town And it felt just like a dream And it keeps on happening And it felt just like a dream And it keeps on happening Forget the names of everyone I met Learning French and instantly forget Could it get any better? The story is perfectly sound Got my dress caught in the tube door Step in vomit on the floor Could it get any better? The story is perfectly sound And it felt just like a dream And it keeps on happening And it felt just like a dream And it keeps on happening And it felt just like a dream And it keeps on happening And it felt just like a dream And it keeps on happening Keeps on happening Lightning strike, dog bite, lightning strike Lightning strike, dog bite, lightning strike Lightning strike, dog bite, lightning strike Dog bite, lightning strike, dog bite