Paroles de Long Tall Glasses (I Can Dance)

I was travellin' down the road feelin' hungry and cold I saw a sign sayin': Food and Drinks for Everyone So naturally, I thought I would take me a look inside I saw so much food there was water coming from my eyes Yeah, there was ham and there was turkey, there was caviar And long tall glasses with wine up to y'are Then somebody grabbed me, threw me out of my chair Said: Before you can eat, you gotta dance like Fred Astaire You know I can't dance, you know I can't dance You know I can't dance, you know I can't dance I can't dance! I am a man of the road, a hobo by name I don't seek entertainment, just poultry and game But if it's all the same to you then yes, I will try my hand If you were hungry as me then I'm sure you will understand (Hm, now wait a minute) of course I can dance Of course I can dance, I'm sure I can dance I'm sure I can dance I can dance I can dance I really hit the floor Ah, it feels good Look at me dancin'! I did a Two Step, Quick Step and a Bossanova A little Victor Sylvester and a Rudy Valentino You should have seen me moving right across the floor Hand me down my tuxedo, next week I'm coming back for more I can dance, oh yes, I can dance Look at me dance on the floor movin' I feel good, I can dance, I can dance I can dance, I can dance, I can dance, I can dance